Terrorists are job creators.
Messy kids are job creators.
Old people are job creators.
Graffiti artists are job creators.
I hate how our society today puts the job creators at the top of the praise list because they are so simple. A person who creates a job for another one is just saying “Hey, here’s a whole bunch of crap that society needs to get done and you all should do it for me for this much money.” 
Sure it circulates money, but the idea of a job isn’t that special. Terrorists can create jobs by destroying essential buildings that will be repaired as soon as possible. 
Messy children will create jobs by destroying furniture or drawing on the walls - somebody needs to fix that stuff right?
Old people create jobs by being so needy.
I suppose the surest way to create jobs is to destroy essentials such as your favorite chair, a national monument, or the sewage system. I hope the FBI doesn’t come after me for suggesting these things, but it’s true.
There is a lot more demand for work that is essential than work that is not. 
Obama’s 2012 campaign should be: “JOBS, WE NEED THEM SO MUCH THAT I’M WILLING TO BLOW UP FLORIDA FOR IT!”

Terrorists are job creators.

Messy kids are job creators.

Old people are job creators.

Graffiti artists are job creators.

I hate how our society today puts the job creators at the top of the praise list because they are so simple. A person who creates a job for another one is just saying “Hey, here’s a whole bunch of crap that society needs to get done and you all should do it for me for this much money.” 

Sure it circulates money, but the idea of a job isn’t that special. Terrorists can create jobs by destroying essential buildings that will be repaired as soon as possible. 

Messy children will create jobs by destroying furniture or drawing on the walls - somebody needs to fix that stuff right?

Old people create jobs by being so needy.

I suppose the surest way to create jobs is to destroy essentials such as your favorite chair, a national monument, or the sewage system. I hope the FBI doesn’t come after me for suggesting these things, but it’s true.

There is a lot more demand for work that is essential than work that is not. 

Obama’s 2012 campaign should be: “JOBS, WE NEED THEM SO MUCH THAT I’M WILLING TO BLOW UP FLORIDA FOR IT!”